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abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

  #my life  

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

  #same  

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

sosuperawesome:

Small and miniature oil paintings by Jessica Gardner

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies II

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now